'do it for the vine'
getoffmybloghoe patrick is so famous
SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
i wish all people were given really pretty singing voices
once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell
i hate when you’re trying to make plans with someone and they make you wait until the day you wanted to hang out to tell you if they can or not like i’m asking you early for a reason hoe i wanna make other plans