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stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

(via awkwardvagina)

academically:

when your day turns out unexpectedly well

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(via crrocs)

jennels:

Simon Cowell is so rich why does it feel like he only owns white shirts from Walmart

(Source: ziall, via maliciousmelons)

rapldashing:

I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep

(via frogscreamsweedpoop)

BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP

(Source: liamnpayne, via frogscreamsweedpoop)

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

I’m not like other teens. I’m 47

(Source: swagonmydick4000000000, via frogscreamsweedpoop)

ofsherlock:

grandpa tell the story about how you sent anon hate to that bitch again

(Source: ggaga, via frogscreamsweedpoop)

devilfruits:

Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

(Source: gettingsodas, via frogscreamsweedpoop)

sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

(Source: alterlos, via jesussbabymomma)

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via ronaldkn0x)

danfreakindavis:

if you had your first kiss at 13 that’s cool

if you’ve never kissed anyone and you’re 21 that’s cool too

don’t judge your life and your experiences based on the experiences of others because at the end of the day there are kids on broadway whose lives make yours look like shit no matter when you nerds get your first kiss

(via allmonds)

danfreakindavis:

if you had your first kiss at 13 that’s cool

if you’ve never kissed anyone and you’re 21 that’s cool too

don’t judge your life and your experiences based on the experiences of others because at the end of the day there are kids on broadway whose lives make yours look like shit no matter when you nerds get your first kiss

(via allmonds)

zaynofrps:

Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced

(via circumcising)